myurlislongerthanmydick:

For the first time in my life I have a goal for my future

myurlislongerthanmydick:

For the first time in my life I have a goal for my future

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cis-siberianorchestra:

Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope.  I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.

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cis-siberianorchestra:

Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope.  I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.

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allyrhodesmusic:

THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME 

allyrhodesmusic:

THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME 

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dduane:

livia-carica:

Reblog if you’re currently writing a novel, even if it’s only in your head or scribbled in the back of a notebook somewhere.

Think about how many books don’t exist yet.

AH GOD. TOO DAMN MANY.

Ecclesiastes 12:12

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hiddlestonhug:

dakhla92:

chadasaurus:

Awkward physical contacts

Oh my god this is great. 

so true

The snack reach. ALL THE TIME OMFG

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little-niggah-sugar:

defuzzification:

entertainingwealthybitches:

90sdefect:

ghdos:

the4mat:

andross:

Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Django?

He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.

The hell you want him to say?

“young black man”

“African American chap”

“Young Brutha”

“beautiful chocolate fellows”

my url

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detectiveinspectordonut:

maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live

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kevtheexplorer:

the-freakish-atlantic:

what do straight boys even do all day

prob makeout with each other between whispering “no homo”

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lulz-time:

collegehumor:

The Best Responses to Terrible Teen Trend: “Things Boys Do We Love” [Click for more boyish charm]

Boys will be boys and trolls will be trolls. 

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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nintendofunclub:

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(I’M NOT DIGGING THROUGH A SHITTY OLD BLOG TO FIND THIS BUT IT WAS THE FIRST POST I EVER LOST MY SHIT AT ON TUMBLR AND IT STILL MAKES ME LAUGH FOR NO REASON)

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noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

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